queennubian:

chocolatehighhh:

People say “natural hair is not for everyone” like God made a mistake on black people’s hair. 

jewlesthemagnificent:

zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

ALL THE APPLAUSE FOREVER

(Source: amoracomplex)

sheresists:

Language is never neutral. 

(Source: genderbitch)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.